Korn gives head to Jesus...

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Korn gives head to Jesus...

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Well Korn doesn't have head (guitarist) anymore. Hommie left the band to find god. I am all for soul searching but I think just by being in Korn he is going to need way more holy water than the Jordan river holds.....We are talking oceans.

He shall be missed. I Like Korn alot..

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So hedd left? Hm. He was the drummer, though, right? I personally liked Fieldy, saw him on Cribs or somesmurf on MTV and he was takin' his 'burban and doing donuts in his old HS football field after picking up his daughter from daycare. What a family guy...
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91legacy_sleeper wrote:So hedd left? Hm. He was the drummer, though, right? I personally liked Fieldy, saw him on Cribs or somesmurf on MTV and he was takin' his 'burban and doing donuts in his old HS football field after picking up his daughter from daycare. What a family guy...
Haha, ummm... no. Munkey and Hedd were the guitarists. Fieldy is the drummer. Don't ask me how I know :oops: :lol:
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David Silveria was the drummer.


I used to like Korn
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Me too, but only up to Follow the Leader. Issues was fine, but it was the beginning of the end in my mind. KorN is no longer a band, IMO.
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I heard about that...

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Yeah, I liked follow the leader, it got lame after that
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I like head.
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yeah....who doesn't.
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If Jesus is involved nobody gets head.
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"Now heaven would be a DJ, spinning DUBS all night long. And heaven would be just kickin' back, with jesus smacking my balls.."

anyone, anyone??

I'm sure the last part isn't the real lyrics, but it's the radio edit for what they're really saying..
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THANK YOU!

I've had that song in my head for like the past 2 weeks and couldn't think of the title. That quote was enough to match it up. Heaven is a Half-pipe.

The radio says "Jesus smacking my balls?!" The real lyrics are "Jesus packing my bong."
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I know.

*giggle* I'm glad you hear it, too, V! Alotta people don't know that song. Need the MP3? I can gmail it to you, if you please.
The local radio station here edited it for that, i believe.. it's been long, so i'm not quite clear on it, but I do remember a DJ discussing the lyrics, hehe..
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Hehehe... that's funny. Yeah, I'll take you up on the offer for the MP3. Thanks!
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Post by legacy92ej22t »

How is "Jesus smacking my balls" better then "Jesus packing my bong" ? :?

I bet Jesus has da cronic too! Like one hitta quitta dank yo! :twisted:
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Yes, our boy DID have teh Cr0n1x. It wasn't that great, though. (although he DID have powers...)
For obvious reasons, 'Jesus packing my bong' doesn't sit right with the conservative parents of 13-year-olds just getting into "the rock and/or roll" while they're wearing ball-chain wristlets, black pants with the straps between the legs, eye makeup, and calling themselves 'Raven'. It's just too much for some of those folks. :wink:
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i'm downloading that one now. I havent heard that in so long
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could someone tell me what we are talking about??
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We're talking about a song by OPM, called 'Heaven is a Halfpipe'. Hit up Lycos Music and you can dl it. :D
I was also ranting about how the radio edits things like "...with Jesus packing my bong" to please conservative parents of their younger listeners. I s'pose that's not really the issue, though, when it comes down to marketing. But that could just be a local thing, iunno. I also had to rant about emotional, angst-infested teens who fight their republican parents with ugly clothes and the stench of clearasil.
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