I need to make 2 trips....

BAC5.2 · Post by **BAC5.2** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 5:02 am

I was putting together a shopping list, and I really think I should make 2 trips to the grocery store...

I need:

Razor blades
Shaving Cream
a few gallons of Iced Tea
box of... protection...
box of rubber gloves
deodorant

I think I'm going to get some weird looks in the checkout line. Maybe I'll try to find the oldest check out lady at the store.

Yukonart · Post by **Yukonart** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 5:03 am

Live a little, Phil. . . . get it all at once. . . and go to the checkout line with the cutest girl to see her reaction.

legacycontinues · Post by **legacycontinues** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 5:05 am

You need to throw some dog food, KY, and "female produts" in the mix for full effect.

BAC5.2 · Post by **BAC5.2** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 5:05 am

LOL, maybe I will... Maybe I will.

Edit: That was to Art's comment...

THAWA · Post by **THAWA** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 5:06 am

why do you need to make two trips?

legacycontinues · Post by **legacycontinues** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 5:07 am

I think he needs 2 trips to avoid public humiliation.

Take a black marker with you and put lines through all the barcodes so they have to do price checks too!!!!! LOL!!!!!!

THAWA · Post by **THAWA** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 5:09 am

Why is humiliating to buy iced tea and condoms at the same time?

I'd be more humiliated to go to the same place twice. Especially if you bought the condoms first and went back in 20 minutes

azn2nr · Post by **azn2nr** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 5:12 am

THAWA wrote:I'd be more humiliated to go to the same place twice. Especially if you bought the condoms first and went back in 20 minutes to get more condoms

fixed

THAWA · Post by **THAWA** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 5:14 am

Well that wouldnt be humiliating, I think you may have missed my joke.

BAC5.2 · Post by **BAC5.2** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 5:15 am

THAWA wrote:Why is humiliating to buy iced tea and condoms at the same time?

I'd be more humiliated to go to the same place twice. Especially if you bought the condoms first and went back in 20 minutes

Lol, I was more concerned with the shaving cream, razor blades, rubber gloves, and the condoms.

Shaving cream and razor blades are to trim my beard, rubber gloves for automotive repair, and condoms for... well... that's self explanatory.

BAC5.2 · Post by **BAC5.2** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 5:24 am

Oh, and I got the joke. 20 minutes. Haha.

scottzg · Post by **scottzg** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 5:54 am

BAC5.2 wrote: box of... protection...
box of rubber gloves

You are missing out on the savings from buying bulk! A quick snip and a rubber glove is 5 condoms!

...or, just the thing to keep everyone safe at the orgy...

legacycontinues · Post by **legacycontinues** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 6:02 am

There will be no happy women there that evening. All those tiny units with rubber glove fingers for condoms.

evolutionmovement · Post by **evolutionmovement** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 6:11 am

The rubber gloves are for fisting.

Steve

legacycontinues · Post by **legacycontinues** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 6:25 am

Where is the "hurling" smiley dude when I need one.

Does Richard Gere live near-by? Are you missing a small furry animal?

evolutionmovement · Post by **evolutionmovement** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 7:17 am

Fisting isn't just a gay thing, though I don't know if I'd want to sleep with a woman I could do that to. A friend of mine went to vaginal and anal fisting seminars at sex camp. He lives in NY.

Steve

THAWA · Post by **THAWA** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 7:19 am

you never know, you might like it.

evolutionmovement · Post by **evolutionmovement** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 7:23 am

Huh? The only advantage I can see about a woman that loose is that I wouldn't have to think of AWIC plumbing or steam car design to keep things going longer.

Steve

THAWA · Post by **THAWA** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 7:24 am

Hahah

BAC5.2 · Post by **BAC5.2** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 8:44 am

Our threads always turn down some fucked up back alley.

I love it.

legacy92ej22t · Post by **legacy92ej22t** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 2:19 pm

Shit, if she can't take the fist then she sure as hell isn't going to be able to accept my ginormous 5" nightmare!

And double anal fisting is the only way to go. Anything else is a just a tickle.

tris91ricer · Post by **tris91ricer** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 6:45 pm

*giggle*
Matt, that was so... grossly quotable material. I think I'm afraid to use it, though..
Steve - They have CAMPS for that shit!?! Wow. One can do just about anything in those places after the 6th graders take off, huh?

greg donovan · Post by **greg donovan** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 7:10 pm

legacycontinues wrote:You need to throw some dog food, KY, and "female produts" in the mix for full effect.

i suggest adding a case of asswipe a plunger and a home enima kit for even more shock value.

oh and a nice boquet of flowers.

legacycontinues · Post by **legacycontinues** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 7:18 pm

and an egg beater and egg plant!! Get some red food color and hot dogs.....not just any ole hotdog either....cheese hotdogs.

evolutionmovement · Post by **evolutionmovement** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 11:23 pm

Yeah, the camp was in Maryland in the woods somewhere. They have orgies and seminars as I mentioned plus others. Kid's a maniac. I could get you the name if you['re interested, but he said it was kind of disturbing (and that's a lot for him to say). Still, I have to hear him say "I fisted a lesbian" every time I see him - he always manages to fit it in somewhere.

Steve

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