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I was putting together a shopping list, and I really think I should make 2 trips to the grocery store...

I need:

Razor blades
Shaving Cream
a few gallons of Iced Tea
box of... protection...
box of rubber gloves
deodorant

I think I'm going to get some weird looks in the checkout line. Maybe I'll try to find the oldest check out lady at the store.

Live a little, Phil. . . . get it all at once. . . and go to the checkout line with the cutest girl to see her reaction.

You need to throw some dog food, KY, and "female produts" in the mix for full effect.

LOL, maybe I will... Maybe I will.


Edit: That was to Art's comment...

why do you need to make two trips?

I think he needs 2 trips to avoid public humiliation.

Take a black marker with you and put lines through all the barcodes so they have to do price checks too!!!!! LOL!!!!!!

Why is humiliating to buy iced tea and condoms at the same time?

I'd be more humiliated to go to the same place twice. Especially if you bought the condoms first and went back in 20 minutes

THAWA wrote:I'd be more humiliated to go to the same place twice. Especially if you bought the condoms first and went back in 20 minutes to get more condoms

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Well that wouldnt be humiliating, I think you may have missed my joke.

THAWA wrote:Why is humiliating to buy iced tea and condoms at the same time?

I'd be more humiliated to go to the same place twice. Especially if you bought the condoms first and went back in 20 minutes

Lol, I was more concerned with the shaving cream, razor blades, rubber gloves, and the condoms.

Shaving cream and razor blades are to trim my beard, rubber gloves for automotive repair, and condoms for... well... that's self explanatory.

Oh, and I got the joke. 20 minutes. Haha.

BAC5.2 wrote: box of... protection...
box of rubber gloves

You are missing out on the savings from buying bulk! A quick snip and a rubber glove is 5 condoms!

...or, just the thing to keep everyone safe at the orgy...

There will be no happy women there that evening. All those tiny units with rubber glove fingers for condoms.

The rubber gloves are for fisting.

Steve

Where is the "hurling" smiley dude when I need one.

Does Richard Gere live near-by? Are you missing a small furry animal?

Fisting isn't just a gay thing, though I don't know if I'd want to sleep with a woman I could do that to. A friend of mine went to vaginal and anal fisting seminars at sex camp. He lives in NY.

Steve

you never know, you might like it.

Huh? The only advantage I can see about a woman that loose is that I wouldn't have to think of AWIC plumbing or steam car design to keep things going longer.

Steve

Hahah

Our threads always turn down some fucked up back alley.

I love it.

Shit, if she can't take the fist then she sure as hell isn't going to be able to accept my ginormous 5" nightmare!

And double anal fisting is the only way to go. Anything else is a just a tickle.

*giggle*
Matt, that was so... grossly quotable material. I think I'm afraid to use it, though..
Steve - They have CAMPS for that shit!?! Wow. One can do just about anything in those places after the 6th graders take off, huh?

legacycontinues wrote:You need to throw some dog food, KY, and "female produts" in the mix for full effect.

i suggest adding a case of asswipe a plunger and a home enima kit for even more shock value.

oh and a nice boquet of flowers.

and an egg beater and egg plant!! Get some red food color and hot dogs.....not just any ole hotdog either....cheese hotdogs.

Yeah, the camp was in Maryland in the woods somewhere. They have orgies and seminars as I mentioned plus others. Kid's a maniac. I could get you the name if you['re interested, but he said it was kind of disturbing (and that's a lot for him to say). Still, I have to hear him say "I fisted a lesbian" every time I see him - he always manages to fit it in somewhere.

Steve