So last night I go out to get some food, and notice only two wheels sitting there. What jackass steals two wheels. The funny part is they took the curbed ones, so I guess all I lost was my full sized spare that had a cut sidewall anyway. Looks like I'm only selling one wheel on e-bay now. They go for like $80 each in good condition.
I guess the moral of the story is to not leave stuff behind your house in south central for months on end and plan on it not getting stolen. Kind of like when I thought my mountain bike was safe in the hall outside my room.
Here are some bonus pictures for your time:


