Srsly, u guys?

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Srsly, u guys?

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U guys... srsly?
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I have an impossible time imagining that thing moving at highway speed. That would be laughed off the road up here.
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Only in FL... :roll:
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Post by Aerotech »

Dat's $20K in wheels alone, yo... :lol:

Reminds me of the city-boy Hummer at the end of "Cars"
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Post by shtbxr22 »

well, yeah that $20 large could have done alot more good on like 4 of our cars. fuckin' rich people suck!
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I could build a 60+ mpg STI-performance vehicle for that. And with a nicer interior, I'm sure. Or they could have helped out some people who are on hard times. But why do that? You can't pick up cheap whores and impress parasitic friends with human decency! Without those stupid wheels to get the hos you'd otherwise have to... Wait, they're cheap whores - any display of money will attract their loose, plastic, herpes-spreading asses.
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I have an impossible time imagining that thing moving at highway speed.
I don't. Going fast is as easy as not completely screwing up the engine, and then hitting the gas (even with 4000lbs of extra crap and exponentially increased rolling resistance and ludicrously taller gear ratios).

I'm worried about what happens you try to parallel-park the thing. My guess is that it's turning circle resembles that of a GreyHound bus.
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I'm sure it CAN do 70, but I can't picture such an absurdity. It looks like a monstrously awkward, ridiculous toy.
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Post by Dr. Gonzo »

ugh, just when you think hummer's can't get any uglier.... That rolls royce front end conversion looks horrid, yet another example of having exponentially more money than brains....
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Thunderbirds are go!
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you might be a red neck if...
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Post by SubaruNation »

all i want to do something that ugly is key the shit out of it lol
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SubaruNation wrote:all i want to do something that ugly is key the shit out of it lol
yes... keyed.. with a molotov cocktail!
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evolutionmovement wrote:I could build a 60+ mpg STI-performance vehicle for that. And with a nicer interior, I'm sure. Or they could have helped out some people who are on hard times. But why do that? You can't pick up cheap whores and impress parasitic friends with human decency! Without those stupid wheels to get the hos you'd otherwise have to... Wait, they're cheap whores - any display of money will attract their loose, plastic, herpes-spreading asses.
How do you get 60 mpg out of an sti performance car? I'm intrigued.
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Post by entirelyturbo »

Make it very light and make it very aerodynamic.
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Give up wussy gadgets, unnecessary space, and safety. The initial plan is: 1 (reinforced) Cessna 150/152 fuselage, 1 Plymouth Prowler/inboard 7 clone front suspension, EJ22 engine and manual transmission, Honda Goldwing rear end. I need to get a hold of a fuselage to see how much this changes.
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