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Srsly, u guys?

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 4:48 pm
by entirelyturbo
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U guys... srsly?

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 4:55 pm
by evolutionmovement
I have an impossible time imagining that thing moving at highway speed. That would be laughed off the road up here.

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 11:41 pm
by beatersubi
Only in FL... :roll:

Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 2:40 am
by Aerotech
Dat's $20K in wheels alone, yo... :lol:

Reminds me of the city-boy Hummer at the end of "Cars"

Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 11:54 pm
by shtbxr22
well, yeah that $20 large could have done alot more good on like 4 of our cars. fuckin' rich people suck!

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:00 am
by evolutionmovement
I could build a 60+ mpg STI-performance vehicle for that. And with a nicer interior, I'm sure. Or they could have helped out some people who are on hard times. But why do that? You can't pick up cheap whores and impress parasitic friends with human decency! Without those stupid wheels to get the hos you'd otherwise have to... Wait, they're cheap whores - any display of money will attract their loose, plastic, herpes-spreading asses.

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 2:16 am
by James614
I have an impossible time imagining that thing moving at highway speed.
I don't. Going fast is as easy as not completely screwing up the engine, and then hitting the gas (even with 4000lbs of extra crap and exponentially increased rolling resistance and ludicrously taller gear ratios).

I'm worried about what happens you try to parallel-park the thing. My guess is that it's turning circle resembles that of a GreyHound bus.

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 2:19 am
by evolutionmovement
I'm sure it CAN do 70, but I can't picture such an absurdity. It looks like a monstrously awkward, ridiculous toy.

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 5:38 am
by Dr. Gonzo
ugh, just when you think hummer's can't get any uglier.... That rolls royce front end conversion looks horrid, yet another example of having exponentially more money than brains....

Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 11:59 pm
by AWD_addict
Thunderbirds are go!

Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:38 am
by jeffast
you might be a red neck if...

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 4:44 am
by SubaruNation
all i want to do something that ugly is key the shit out of it lol

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:50 am
by Legacy Rally Guy
SubaruNation wrote:all i want to do something that ugly is key the shit out of it lol
yes... keyed.. with a molotov cocktail!

Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:28 pm
by kimokalihi
evolutionmovement wrote:I could build a 60+ mpg STI-performance vehicle for that. And with a nicer interior, I'm sure. Or they could have helped out some people who are on hard times. But why do that? You can't pick up cheap whores and impress parasitic friends with human decency! Without those stupid wheels to get the hos you'd otherwise have to... Wait, they're cheap whores - any display of money will attract their loose, plastic, herpes-spreading asses.
How do you get 60 mpg out of an sti performance car? I'm intrigued.

Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 1:00 pm
by entirelyturbo
Make it very light and make it very aerodynamic.

Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 5:09 pm
by evolutionmovement
Give up wussy gadgets, unnecessary space, and safety. The initial plan is: 1 (reinforced) Cessna 150/152 fuselage, 1 Plymouth Prowler/inboard 7 clone front suspension, EJ22 engine and manual transmission, Honda Goldwing rear end. I need to get a hold of a fuselage to see how much this changes.