F#@K your subaru, I have a horse outside. LOLZ WTF?!

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F#@K your subaru, I have a horse outside. LOLZ WTF?!

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Can't understand half the words (even though it's english) but it's still funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD ... embedded#!
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um, I just watched that on mute because I'm in the office and I really quite honestly feel like I might be sane after all after seeing these whackos.
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Oh man, put the sound on! Haha. You're missin out. Well, not at work I guess unless it's quiet. Lot of swearing.
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aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaa shits freakin funny lol can even understand what they are saying!!!
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That's what I'm saying. Somehow we both speak the same language as our first (and probably only) language but yet I can't understand a lot of the things they say. I wonder if they have the same problem with us?
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is it just me or is the car representing "Subaru" in this video a Toyota Corolla?
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That is the funniest video I've seen in a while. i've a horse out side
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Redlined wrote:is it just me or is the car representing "Subaru" in this video a Toyota Corolla?
Thought the same thing but then it shows the interior with the guy in it and I think it was an STI.
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I don't know what to say about that video....haha

The guy that is supposed to have a Subaru definitely does not have a Subaru, that's an older white Toyota Corolla.
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regardless of toyota or subaru I cant get the image of the trashbag face screaming and gesturing the upside down peace sign. Is that supposed to be the new middle finger??
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I am pretty sure it's like the middle finger here. I was driving around doing that to people with my friend it was pretty funny.
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Its the original middle finger. The gesture originated with English longbowmen. They would taunt heavily armored knights, holding thier fingers up in a "V" Emulating the draw hands grip on a bowsting (I can kill you with two fingers) and allegedly The taunt "pluck you" (pluck meaning to draw and release a bowstring) was the origination of the modern "fuck you".

I suspect his holding it upside down is a more modern "gangsta" version of the old gesture.
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In Australia and UK, it's like the finger. Where the finger is basically calling someone a dick, I think that sign is calling them a twat, but I might be wrong. There was a big laugh when Bush went to Australia and gave everyone what he also thought was the peace sign. I think the peace sign also faces the other way. . . or maybe that's the victory V, I don't remember and I'm too lazy to Google it.

Ah, the above was posted while I was typing. Sounds like a better origin.
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Redlined wrote:Its the original middle finger. The gesture originated with English longbowmen. They would taunt heavily armored knights, holding thier fingers up in a "V" Emulating the draw hands grip on a bowsting (I can kill you with two fingers) and allegedly The taunt "pluck you" (pluck meaning to draw and release a bowstring) was the origination of the modern "fuck you".

I suspect his holding it upside down is a more modern "gangsta" version of the old gesture.
I had heard the exact same thing although slightly different ;) I heard that was the origin of the single middle finger because some king cut off a bunch of bow mens fingers when caught since they were like the modern day sniper at the time. So yeah if they escaped capture they would show the middle finger that they did not get cut off but It does make a lot more sense with the 2 fingers since I've tried longbowing and it wasn't with the use of only one finger on the drawback.

Basically I'm agreeing with you :P
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Love this song! Didn't think it was too hard to understand either...Well, most of it, there are some pretty hard to understand lyrics in the beginning
I'm at Amanda's weddin, In a church on Thomas Street
I'm lookin at a bridesmaid, and she lookin back at me
............, ask her if she wants a lift
back to the hotel, anything goes, well finger and a shift
She says Fitzy drives a Mitzy, and he offered me a spin
Enda have a Honda, so I might just go with him
and Darren ...... , in his Subaru
so what the fuck would make you think I'd wanna go with you

I said Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside
fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside
and fuck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside
if you're lookin for a ride I've got a horse outside

She said I don't believe ya
I said it's fuckin true
I swapped him for a bag of yokes in 1992
I don't need insurance, I don't need no parkin space
and if you try to clamp my horse he'll kick you in the face
I don't pay no tax, fuck NCT
you'll arrive in style if you ride with me
and the boys are walkin over, jinglin their keys
I look the fuckers up and down and give them one of these

I said Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside
fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside
and fuck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside
if you're lookin for a ride I've a horse outside

Giddy up now baby, bless my soul
I rode the fucker round a field back since he was a foal
He runs a bit like Shergar, and he jumps like Tir na nOg
He looks like Billy Piper after half an ounce of coke
and the boys are lookin jealous, as I lead yer one away
and just before I close the door I look at her and say
Would you be my girl, and she says I will of course
if ya grab me by the ponytail and ride me like a horse
ya!

Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside
fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside
and fuck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside
if you're lookin for a ride I've a horse outside
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great song. got it on my ring tune.

Nif U tri da clamp my harse -Hell KickU in taFace!
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I thought maybe it was an old RX Coupe, but when I saw Twin Cam 16 Valve I realized that it was not a Subaru. No EA engine was offered DOHC or with 4 valves per cylinder. Deff not a Subaru.
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It's a corolla. But if you watch the video just after that I'm pretty sure it shows the guy in the inside of a subaru STI.
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