Last five days in a row. . . stomach issues. I mean, the kind that have you getting up half a dozen times in the middle of the night.

Now, I'm not entirely sure if I've ever had stomach flu before. What are the symptoms?
I'm NOT nausious
I DON'T have any kind of fever
My body does NOT ache
I don't even have that funny feeling in my head that I get when I know some kind of cold is coming on. I just. . . well, let's just say the bathroom has been one of my salvations, as of late. . . .
. . . and a very supportive, understanding, and non-judgemental girlfriend.