Since I call my mushroom whip the mahogany coat rack, would having sex with it make me homosexual (or at least the 1-eyed monster)?
Steve
Midnight in a Perfect World on Amazon or order anywhere. The first book in a quartet chronicling the rise of a man from angry criminal to philanthropist. Midnight... is a distopic noirish novel featuring 'Duchess', a modified 1990 Subaru Legacy wagon.
You could always feed A some drugs and then tell her you had sex with her. I could never bring myself to drug, and then lie to, a coat rack. Just doesn't seem right
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Would throwing the coat rack on the roof count as giving it a date-rape drug?
Steve
Midnight in a Perfect World on Amazon or order anywhere. The first book in a quartet chronicling the rise of a man from angry criminal to philanthropist. Midnight... is a distopic noirish novel featuring 'Duchess', a modified 1990 Subaru Legacy wagon.
Midnight in a Perfect World on Amazon or order anywhere. The first book in a quartet chronicling the rise of a man from angry criminal to philanthropist. Midnight... is a distopic noirish novel featuring 'Duchess', a modified 1990 Subaru Legacy wagon.
Damn guys, I had to go with A. There just isn't any orafus (spelling?) for me get my game on on the coat rack and I'll be damned if it's going to visit one of mine!
-Matt
'92 SS 5mt. All go and no show. Sold :(
'94 Audi UrS4 Modded (new project)
'96 Outback 5mt.
'07 Legacy 2.5i SE
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Oh... and I hope the fucker get bunked with Gunter, arrested for raping Gorillas.[/quote]