"Would You Rather Have Sex With...?" #2

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Would You Rather Have Sex With...

Tammy-Faye Baker
2
29%
a mahogany coat rack
5
71%
 
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"Would You Rather Have Sex With...?" #2

Post by LaureltheQueen »

2. definitely

A:
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Post by Yukonart »

Coatrack. . . . won't run all over you.
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Post by evolutionmovement »

Since I call my mushroom whip the mahogany coat rack, would having sex with it make me homosexual (or at least the 1-eyed monster)?

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Post by BAC5.2 »

Mushroom whip?

You could always feed A some drugs and then tell her you had sex with her. I could never bring myself to drug, and then lie to, a coat rack. Just doesn't seem right :(
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Post by evolutionmovement »

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Would throwing the coat rack on the roof count as giving it a date-rape drug?

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Post by BAC5.2 »

Certaintly would make it high...
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Post by evolutionmovement »

Nnniiiccceee. :)

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Post by legacy92ej22t »

Damn guys, I had to go with A. There just isn't any orafus (spelling?) for me get my game on on the coat rack and I'll be damned if it's going to visit one of mine!
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I'll take her dog if no one else is interested...
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Post by tris91ricer »

doood.. leave the poor dog alone, you know he nearly suffocated in that Louis Vuitton Bag...

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